You Need A Stalker:

A government official (also a new neighbor) doing illegal investigations. They need to be attached to your routers, devices, and Turo cars for nearly 2 years. You need to be thriving in a big tech career. And have a home you bought 20 years ago. You need a staged meeting by a cousin who has set up her target nicely. And since they've profiled me, followed, opening and shutting of doors. Let me do them the honor:

Psychological Profile: 60s, Socially awkward with dog. Someone telling neighbors "nothing better not happen while I'm here". But nothing has ever happened in 20 years you've been living here. You are the boogeyman they've come to slay. Deeply in their dark feminine narcissistic drama starting energy and possibly jealous of you. You are the boogeyman they've come to slay. They have local government connections and so you wonder why you're getting tickets you've never gotten before (passing school buses in a school zone). They do a lot of hermit activity while monitoring you. Its like they've been paid to do this full time. You wonder what they do all day. They watch you.

Also connected to the local PG police. They also want to do things to get you "in the criminal system" at 49. You've asked them to stop the rumor mongering. He yells at you with a one neighbor audience and vows to call the police.

You're reminded that investigations by government entities don't put you in harm's way, they don't rumor monger with neighbors, you don't end up in personal calamities, your money isn't slowly drained, your professional contacts aren't destroyed and your career isn't destroyed.